MeganFreakinKelly

aubreyx0:

SO MANY PRECIOUS BABIES AHHHHH HEART EXPLOSION

Watermelon or… exeggutor?

Watermelon or… exeggutor?

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tiredofcrackery:

Having ice cream already in the freezer is like having a present from me in the past, rubbing my back and saying “don’t worry, I got you buddy”

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

Reblog if you truly enjoy giving oral sex.

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nesie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

If you’re suicidal and you’re still here I want you to know that I am SO fucking proud of you.

necpd:

All Our Bruised Bodies And The Whole Heart Shrinks//La Dispute

necpd:

All Our Bruised Bodies And The Whole Heart Shrinks//La Dispute